If it ever snows again I’m burnin’ the building down
Gotta red hot laserbeam I built myself
Wrote it off to the tax man
Told my landlord, didn’t give a damn
If it ever snows again I’m burning the building down

Thank you January…

If it ever snows again I’m burnin’ the building down
Watch the smoke float up watch the ashes fall down
Never wrote him a rent check
Told my landlord hope he breaks his neck
If it ever has the balls to snow again I’m burning the building down

Thank you January
You’re unnecessarily cruel to me
It’s been a bitter winter here
My blood is colder than my beer
Better call rent control

If it ever snows again I’m burnin’ the building down
Gonna pack my bags
Gonna leave this town…